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[wyldfire]

It's not my fault I'm Philodox. Literally blame the moon.

[whatsinfrontofyou]

Hmm. I'm sure it's the moon's fault that you're a reasonable person.

Usually.

[wyldfire]

Half-moons are mediators for a reason. Totally Luna's fault.

[whatsinfrontofyou]

Is it also the moon's fault that you're smart and sexy?

[wyldfire]

Heh. That's the Mexican blood.

[whatsinfrontofyou]

Whatever it is, it works.

[wyldfire]

I do aim to please.

Hey... you okay?

[whatsinfrontofyou]

Oh, fantastic.

[Sarcastically, though without much edge.]

Truly, nothing worth bitching about in the grand scheme of things. We're all stuck in the same very small boat, right?

[wyldfire]

Yeah, but that's all the more reason to make sure that aside from the whole physical survival thing, you're okay.

This situation is terrible for those of us that like to roam. My spiritual... recharge is hampered in the city. And it smells.

[whatsinfrontofyou]

Gods, do I understand that feeling. I've never been at my best in cities. There are things to enjoy, but I can't... clear my head.

And it does smell, even when we're not piling on top of each other. One advantage of it not being summer, though.

[The smell could be so much worse.]

[wyldfire]

And you wonder why I sleep in the snow.

[whatsinfrontofyou]

Not at all, darling. If I had a fur coat, I'd sleep in the snow too.

[wyldfire]

It's surprisingly insulating.

[whatsinfrontofyou]

And very soft.

[wyldfire]

[Laughing:] I meant the snow

[whatsinfrontofyou]

Yes, but your fur is infinitely more pleasant.

[wyldfire]

Only because it's winter. My summer coat isn't anything to talk about.

[whatsinfrontofyou]

[Now it's Vex's turn to laugh.]

Are you going to blow your coat in the spring?

[wyldfire]

Yes. It's so annoying. One would think I could just shift and be summer-ready but no.

[whatsinfrontofyou]

I would have thought, until you mentioned it.

[But now it's funny.]

Have you ever let anyone brush you?

[wyldfire]

The one time I had a girlfriend I gave in and let her. That was like three years ago.

[whatsinfrontofyou]

I take it you didn't enjoy the experience.

[wyldfire]

Oh no, it was very nice. She just wasn't mine but long after that.

[whatsinfrontofyou]

Ah...

Well. Assuming we're both still here come spring, I have a request.

[wyldfire]

My fur will ruin most hairbrushes and a horse curry comb only loosens the undercoat.