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[wyldfire]

Yes. It's so annoying. One would think I could just shift and be summer-ready but no.

[whatsinfrontofyou]

I would have thought, until you mentioned it.

[But now it's funny.]

Have you ever let anyone brush you?

[wyldfire]

The one time I had a girlfriend I gave in and let her. That was like three years ago.

[whatsinfrontofyou]

I take it you didn't enjoy the experience.

[wyldfire]

Oh no, it was very nice. She just wasn't mine but long after that.

[whatsinfrontofyou]

Ah...

Well. Assuming we're both still here come spring, I have a request.

[wyldfire]

My fur will ruin most hairbrushes and a horse curry comb only loosens the undercoat.

[whatsinfrontofyou]

I guess I'll just have to use my fingers.

[wyldfire]

[Alyssa had used an actual slicker brush for large dogs. Hmm.]

Alright.

[whatsinfrontofyou]

[That's a fun little plan for the future.]

How are you doing?

[wyldfire]

Running out of alcohol.

[whatsinfrontofyou]

Unfortunate. I assume the means he'll be awake more.

[wyldfire]

And angry. He has no idea what reality is like outside of his house.

[whatsinfrontofyou]

If it weren't for the fact you have to deal with the fallout, I'd say it might be good for him to learn.

[wyldfire]

Once we run out of firewood he won't have a choice.

[But then he'll seek other outlets.]

[whatsinfrontofyou]

Not looking forward to when we start having to burn the furniture.

[wyldfire]

He has boxes of carved wooden dildos.

[whatsinfrontofyou]

[To Vex's credit, she doesn't give into asking why. If she can't guess the obvious answer, she doesn't want to know it.

Instead, very dryly:]

The chairs are spared another day.

[wyldfire]

That's what a reasonable person would think.

[whatsinfrontofyou]

You're not actually suggesting that he's sparing the dildos?

[wyldfire]

He's threatened to extent my servitude if I try to use them as firewood.

[whatsinfrontofyou]

So like, the chodes hold great sentimental value or what?

[wyldfire]

He claims they're masterpieces.

[So, so, so blandly said.]

[whatsinfrontofyou]

I have so many questions, darling, and I don't want to know the answers to any of them.

Ew.

[wyldfire]

I would like to bleach my brain.